maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via benevolentzombi)

supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

(via okaypizza)

microwave: i'm going to make half of this meal completely frozen, and the other half ridiculously too hot to eat

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

(via imactuallystraight)

mrcheyl:

I watched this for about a minute and a half before hitting the post button. 

mrcheyl:

I watched this for about a minute and a half before hitting the post button. 

(via letsget-fit-on)

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

image

(Source: cyberharpie, via perks-of-being-chinese)

worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

(Source: epic-vines, via mvtk42)